
I Graduated at the University of Toddler Town and Majored in Defeat
Everyone knows about the ‘terrible two’s.’ It’s the phase where your child is anything but cute, sweet and adorable. It’s like I’m in another dimension, or maybe even on drugs. What is happening? Did I just do drugs? Do I know any drug dealers? Should I do drugs?
No, Jonna focus. Get back in the ring and show the little turd bucket who’s boss.
“Coooooookieeeeee!” She demands.
“You listen here you little fart, you aren’t getting a cookie for breakfast and unless you want me to clothesline you